Meet the Wastards

Areliable Source

Having spent much of his life creating stories for his pet stone, Derek, Areliable Source has a keen eye for the old B.S. Now, finally, he has realised his dream of writing for a newspaper (sort of) and aims to secure a Pulitzer Prize for himself when he unleashes his groundbreaking story about a dead celebrity and a tenuous connection with Donegal.

klarkparker

Journalist for Donegal Dollop and fart sniffer.

Fintan O’Toolbox

Fintan O’Toolbox graduated from Letterkenny Institute of Technology with a second class honours Degree in spelling and counting in 2000, he went on to achieve a Masters in real writing from Carlow Institute of Technology in 2002. Fintan can often be seen talking to himself at bus stops. Follow on FintanOToolbox.

Jackson Pillock

Worked with CERN on the Large Hadron Collider for a period of time searching for the Higgs Boson. Little did he know he would discover it residing at the Donegal Dollop HQ.

Charlie Pterosaur

Squatter in the derelict house at Termon that for years had the words ‘Bord Fáilte Approved Piddle Stop’ painted on the side. Freelancing since getting the sack from an Irish Sunday tabloid for pointing out how incredibly fucking dull exaggerated crime-reporting is.

John Watery-Eyes

A tireless campaigner for the rights of indiginous Donegal people, or Donegal Indians as they prefer to be known.

Jack Hammer

International heart-throb, Lothario, Frontman for ‘Jack Hammer & The Innovators’, Comedian, Showbiz reporter and writer for Donegal Dollop. Loved by all. Follow on JackHammerDD.

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